This woman doesn’t have a leg to stand on.

Chuck Liddell Wasted??? WTF???

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Hallelujah, Holler Back

I’m not a fan of (c)rap music, but it’s not because I don’t “like” (c)rap; it’s because I don’t like “crap.” I enjoy a select few rappers (Dre, Eminem, Jamie Kennedy) but the majority of rappers out there don’t really have anything to say to a middle-class white-boy raised in the ‘burbs cracker. No one’s out there “spittin’” about the harsh perils of being scared of bugs, or forced into catechism, or how you thought you were having an anxiety attack when you heard Anna Nicole died, or failing to make the soccer team because you have a “lazy eye” and your momma conspired with the eye doctor to make you wear a patch over one eye in addition to/with eyeglasses, but you tried to fool everyone by drawing a fake eye over the patch. I don’t hear .50 cent confabulatin’ about his older brother hanging him from the top-bunk by his foot with 90-pound test fishing rope. Instead, most rappers opt for the gangsta-approach, rappin’ about parties, bitches, hoes and jail-time; pssshhh. WTF? Check it, if I had to choose between hard-time and running around a football field looking like a pumpkin-on-a-tooth-pick because your brother’s friends thought it would be funny to make you wear a helmet 7 times too big with a “modified” chain-link face mask, I’m locked up; ya dig? Holla…

PS Say You cain’t spell rap without Vanilla Ice. PEACE

Ladies and Gentlemen…The Presidential Field

The 2008 presidential race is expected to be the first in decades that won’t include a sitting president or vice president in the field of candidates vying for the White House. A large group of contenders are already putting together campaign operations and visiting the early primary states. Keep informed of the candidates and, regardless of your political affiliation, don’t forget to vote!

Report: Smith’s Bahamas funeral to be “over the top;” You don’t say…

Scientists Develop Thinnest Material Ever — Only One Atom Thick; Danielynn still doesn’t know who her father is

California’s population may skyrocket…

Every child born in California would get a $500 savings account to start building a nest-egg for college or down payment for a home, under a bipartisan bill introduced Wednesday in the California state Senate…Link.

I remember the good ‘ol days, when teachers only had sex with ONE student

A South Carolina middle school teacher accused of having sex with at least FIVE boys, some of them students at her school, was arrested Wednesday, authorities said…Link.

The White Elephant

*Pwn’d* by a one-legged dancer…