Mr. Turner’s DUI

Since DUI’s have been the subject of so much news lately, I thought I’d post this oldie-but-goodie:

WTF

This is how I remember seeing Tammy Faye:

This is what CNN assaulted me with while I was innocently flipping through channels:

I wish her the best, but she scared the shit out of me and my 8-year old son, who still sobs at night because he doesn’t want the zombie-scarecrow from the TV to attack him while he sleeps. I can’t say I blame him.

The story behind one of the most scrumptulescent fights to ever grace the screen…

Bees! Bees! Bees in the car! Bees everywhere! God, they’re huge! They’re ripping my flesh off!

Chris Benoit autopsy reveals steroids, shrivelled penis…

CBS News: Sniper kills singer in bar, husband sought…Shouldn’t their focus be on the sniper?

“I try to keep away from shine products and two-in-one shampoos, altogether — and anything alcohol-based. How often do you exfoliate?”

What’s black and white and red all over?

Sorry, I couldn’t resist

Holiday in Cambodia

Bad News: She fractured her back…Good News: She still has two perfectly healthy hips